Google makes a better case for god than any other previous mythology in human history... because unlike all those other gods... Google actually has answers.
Oh multicolored one! Show me the path! (maps) Give me a vision! (video/pics) What is the answer to life the universe and everything? (=42... really... just google it!) Oh holy Google. We beseech thee for knowledge beyond that of any singular human.
Deliver me to that, mine destination. Behold, I click thee. I'm feeling lucky.
*Update: Turns out I'm not the first to have this idea. Here's a link to the already established Church Of Google.