Why Beer is Better Than Religion

Top 10 Reasons
Why Beer is Better Than Religion:

• No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
• Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
• Beer has never caused a major war.
• They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
• When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
• Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
• You don't have to wait 2,000 years for a second beer.
• There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
• You can prove you have a beer.
• If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Admittedly low-brow, but worth a chuckle.