Mar 30, 2011

Awesome atheist easter cards!

I've had my eye on these cards for some time now, and spring has finally come around so that I can blog about them!  So without further adieu, here they are.  A collection of super-duper atheist (ish) Easter cards.  Brought to you by: 
Why he hasn't shown up... (Christmas/Easter etc.) card
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Maybe cocolate eggs this year. card
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Keep Eostre in Easter card
Click HERE to see card.
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Easter symbols of fertility and rebirth... card
Click HERE to see card.
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The Jesus/Egg/Bunny connection card
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The Peep Show card


I sure hope they make more of these.  I'll keep an eye out for em.  With a little luck there will be more of these for me to post about next year!

Mar 15, 2011

Fear and Loathing with John Cusack, Johnny Depp, and a blow-up doll

A little dose of surreality for you.

Hunter S. Thompson, John Cusack and Johnny Depp riding around
with a blow-up doll, date unknown.

For those of you who may not know, Hunter Thompson is the man whom "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" is based on.  (Johnny Depp portrayed Thompson in the film)

So, let's get something straight...

I don't understand why people are against gay marriage.  Their main argument is that it's tearing away at our social fabric.  You really think gays would do anything to harm fabric?


Mar 14, 2011

I got dragged into another debate with a Christian. Read on...

So, I got dragged into another "debate" with a Christian on facebook.  It started off with a post on a fellow atheists post.  It seems her cousin doesn't share her theological viewpoint.  Read on if you would like to see how it went down.  I won't make any snide comments, only post the exchange.  All names, other than mine of course, have been changed.

Original post
Someone just told me, "with all the signs that Jesus saves how can you not believe?"

other than that he doesnt exist...shit like this...doesnt this make you question, whats so great about you that you get to be highly blessed and favored?

Comments:
Aristotle's Muse
Jesus didn't save Japan, did he?
Aristotle's Muse
If there is a god, he is one heartless, malicious, evil motherfucker. Even if he where real, he wouldn't be deserving of any praise from me.


A benevolent god would not allow for circumstances that required being saved from.
Guy
So, Aristotle's Muse: You believe that the presence of God or gods means the absolute absence of natural disasters, pain, crime, highway accidents, kidnappings, ourselves, poverty, genocide, slavery, addiction, war. (the previous is a list of things from which one might need to be delivered and/or saved.)
Aristotle's Muse
No, i believe a truly benevolent god would not create or otherwise stand by when such disasters destroy so much, including churches mind you; and then wait for prayers to decide whether or not to help those who are suffering according to his own whims.


Your assessment of my comment is very oversimplified. The existence of a *benevolent* god would necessitate much more than, but not necessarily include, all of those things you mentioned.
Guy
No where in the Bible is God characterized as strictly benevolent. So your assessment of God's operating principles is too oversimplified.
Guy's cousin, Girl ‎
No where in the bible is he characterized as loving and caring either...
Guy
That's what parenthood taught him. ;-)
Aristotle's Muse
What a wonderful way to look at things. He just wiped out thousands of innocent people because... he's not *necessarily* a good guy. BUT... It's not HIS fault. No, he got fed up with his "children" [that's what parenthood taught him].


So...... yeah.  Fuck Japan. We brought it on ourselves by angering god anyway.
Guy
Quote by Aristotle. So the muse will like this one : "Men create Gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life" So. Just as men are equally capable of benevolence and destruction so is God. And just as men would rather see good and cannot account for other men's choice of evil neither can God. And just as men like to be praised for the work they have done on this earth so does God.
Guy
Gee. Muse. What anger and pessimism.
Guy
Don't count on me to participate. I've had my say and have found this interactions to be entertaining but much too often futile.
Guy
Wait. But if you're an atheist why are you even considering God in the matter of Japan, since you seemed greatly moved by the tragedy!? Shouldn't you simply attribute it as an act of Nature? And as Aristotle says "Nature does nothing in vain." ok i'm done
Guy's cousin, Girl ‎
//That's what parenthood taught him. ;-)//


CANT BE SERIOUS CUZZO!!
Guy
I wasn't. Figured we were all making frivolous points
Aristotle's Muse
Arguing against rationality from a mystical perspective is bound to frustrate those who would rather persist in fantasy.
Guy's cousin, Girl ‎
what points are frivolous? The fact that christians associate this with "end times" and that god must be angry so thats why all this happened or the fact that now we must pray to god after he has done this, imho, is beyond frivolous!
Aristotle's Muse
Maybe we're going about this all wrong... maybe you'd like to explain to us your perspective on these things?
Random Dude
@Guy. Aristotle wasn't talking about the God of the Bible in your quote, so what was the point of quoting him in a Bible God discusssion?


As for me I'm not at all interested in considering God in this matter of Japan and it was an act ...of nature. However, the surrounding American environment is making pleas for all to turn to God at this time and that can annoy some in the atheist community, so some are venting.


And that's natural too.
Guy
The end times are also being heralded by those who believe in the Mayan calendar. @ Random Dude. I actually haven't quoted a scripture. All of my quotes have been by the philosopher Aristotle. And I'm not sure what other God is referred to as God.... ?


My point is simply this: It seems that Atheists spend an inordinate amount of time harping on something that they neither believe in nor recognize the existence of. Is that not a frivolous act. Hell from my experiences on my Cuzzo's wall, Atheists are bound and caught up in considering the ways of God more than some Christians. It's an irony of "Biblical" proportions.
Aristotle's Muse
We aren't angry with god, that would be ridiculous. We are simply tired of living in a society that is so deeply steeped in superstition and nonsensical hokum. We are tired of watching humanity suffer for it's own delusion, and so are an...gry with those who propagate those delusions. When we make references to god's motives and intentions, it's simply to point out logical fallacies in the thought processes of the religious.


As for Aristotle, I am not and have never laid claim to his theological viewpoints. The name Aristotle's Muse comes from my tee shirt store that started out with science and philosophy shirts and only later branched out to include atheism.


Quoting Aristotle's views on religion isn't going to accomplish anything, as it is entirely unrelated to this discussion.
Guy
So what's your solution? Aristotle says, "He who can live outside of (without) society is either a beast or a god."


These are not Aristotle's views on religion, these are philosophies--thoughts, ideas, ideals, codes by which to order and dir...ect ones life. Religions too are philosophies. So is your Atheism which wouldn't exist without "theists". Your Atheism too is a religion in which the deity is the individual.
Guy
Is it not also logically fallacious to wave the banner of a leading philosopher without knowing his beliefs? Is that not the same lemming, blind sheep mentality that you and your ilk are angry with believers about? The not knowing? The pro...pagation of an romanticized ideology?


I simply don't get it. Is your goal conversion of all the religious all over the world to believe as you believe? That sounds damn near religious and zealous. Hell that's Christian evangelical.


What wasn't related to the topic was the attack against God in article that was highlighting racial injustice.
Guy's cousin, Girl ‎
‎@ Cuzzo...Im not a deity..I just think for myself..no religion.
Guy's cousin, Girl ‎
@Cuzzo..he said he got the name from his t-shirt store, lol


Guy
I know what he said. And you must understand the nuances of the role of a deity. Where believers look to the heavens for an intercessor in times of trouble, the Atheist looks in the mirror. :-)
Aristotle's Muse
I've explained the origin of the name. I have established brand recognition associated with that name and so it will not be changed.


Again, Aristotle has nothing to do with the subject matter at hand.


Atheism is not a religion any more tha...n your lack of belief in Zoroaster or Gaia are in and of themselves additional religions to which you subscribe.


Do you believe in Unicorns? If no, then by your reasoning, that too is your religion. See how that works? Atheism is not based in any way on faith. The fact is that there is such overwhelming evidence against the existence of a god or gods that the only conclusion one could rightfully draw from the facts is that there are no supernatural powers such as gods.


When you bring religious texts into the equation, the amount of evidence against organised religions (including christianity) is overwhelming.


Simply following the evidence against superstitious nonsense and rationally concluding that there is no truth to such nonsense does not a religion make.


My solution? encourage others to investigate the evidence and draw rational conclusions rather than wilfully ignoring facts and suspending rational thought. If the religious would spend their energy learning rather than deluding themselves, humanity would benefit more than from any other single cause in all of it's history.
Aristotle's Muse
I don't want the religious to believe what I believe. I want them to do a little research and subsequently know what I know and draw rational conclusions from that information. It has nothing to do with belief.
Guy
Why is that every time I debate an Atheist they bring up unicorns? Is that the go to fictive? And who's quoting scriptures? And how did an article on racial injustice devolve and crash into the stonewall of ideological differences?
Guy 
It's been fun Capitalist Inspiration. Be blessed on your Crusade.
Aristotle's Muse
They bring up unicorns because A) they are a perfect allegory to other non-existent supernatural creatures, and B) because the bible states that they are, in fact, real creatures.


Here is an article from a Christian website (answers in genes...is) concerning the existence of unicorns in the bible.


http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/aid/v2/n1/unicorns-in-bible


How did an article on racial injustice devolve into this?


Well... let me recount it for you. The original post contained this text "with all the signs that Jesus saves how can you not believe". I made mention of the earthquake in Japan to illustrate how the logic of a benevolent god saving people is irrational. You then began an argument with me.


Don't forget, this thread started out as an atheist post with presumably the atheist community as the target audience. I understand the post was made by your cousin, but I was not stepping on any toes by posting something congruent with her viewpoints.


Now that that's out of the way, let's hear some of what you really DO believe. Starting with unicorns. (Since you neglected to comment about the apparent impossibility of a benevolent god as per my prior request.)
Guy
A unicorn can't be an allegory. I know this because I am English teacher. At most it can be a symbol. The Book of Revelations is allegorical so are Aesop's Fables so are some of the short stories of James Thurber.


As for what I believe. I ...believe the Atheist community is very narrow in its scope of faiths to ridicule. I do not believe that the Bible is the complete God breathed word of God any honest theologian would tell you that. It was a text organized for a specific time in the development of a Church; howevern the lessons in it transcend time and faith. Much of it overlaps with Greek and Norse mythology and it shares ancestry with other desert texts. I believe what I believe in spite of what you think I don't know.
Guy
I believe the Word used to validate the enslavement of my people was also the plow share beaten into the sword of liberation. I believe that every Atheist has prayed at least once. And I believe it is easy to cherry pick the most the extreme examples and prop them as proof of anything. And I believe in God the Father Almighty the Maker of Heaven and Earth. And I believe that whether we live as believers or skeptics from dust we came and to dust we shall return.
Guy's cousin, Girl ‎
‎//I believe the Atheist community is very narrow in its scope of faiths to ridicule.//


You believe a god sent his son to be killed so that you could have everlasting life in heaven...no proof...just on faith...


Narrow? Come on cuzzo...Among ...other things, but probably by far the worst of all the craziness in christanity...who sends his son to die for all the rest of mankind? And everyone born on earth, whether they like it or not, has to now be some way indebted to this...god? That you cant prove exists?


Who's narrow cuzzo?
Guy
Not talking to you cousin. But since you chimed. Like I've told you before expand. Christianity isn't even the most populous religion. I'd respect the campaign more if it wasn't so . . . Fox News like. I believe my credo of beliefs is state...ment enough And I BELIEVE that's enough on this thread. For any further comments please contact my representatives The Father The Son and The Holy Ghost.


On a different band might I suggest a viewing of The Sunset Limited.
Aristotle's Muse
The atheist community do not share any dogma or idealism other than that they have independently drawn the same conclusion. Therefore, grouping them together in what they do and do not collectively "ridicule" would be in error. Atheism do...es not mean one does not believe in the Christian god, it means one does not believe in ANY gods. Be it Allah or Jehovah or YHWH or Jesus or Apalonius of Tyanna or Mithra or Godzilla. Or any other gods for that matter.


The reason you see atheists usually ridicule Christians is that you are a Christian living in a largely Christian country and speak a language primarily used by Christians. Atheists are not going to illustrate their viewpoint to you by going over the problems with Zoroastrianism.


Asserting you know what all "honest" theologians think, or that those who disagree with this viewpoint would necessarily be dishonest is a fallacy. A pretty obvious one.


You are right though. I hadn't expected you to be aware of christianity's roots as a middle eastern cult derived from a large smattering of other popular religions of the area and period, though I do think you are unaware of the extent that Christianity borrows upon prior religions. As to why you subscribe to any of it though, I do not understand. I can only speculate that you avoid learning anything that could contradict your viewpoint and willfully suspend rational thought in order to appease a deep seated need to believe.


The fact of the matter is, when you take out the parts of any religion that have been factually disproven, such as unicorns, the creation, the flood, zeus's bolts of lightning, Muhammad's magical flying horse, the firmament etc. etc. etc., there is very little left. Certainly not enough to call a religion in any case and nothing that couldn't be written by a band of nomadic desert dwelling goat herders. In fact, considering the bigotry and barbarism condoned by the Abrahamic religions, it's hard to consider it anything to the contrary.


Cherry picking is a term I think you would be well advised to avoid considering your viewpoint.
Aristotle's Muse
Good call on the misuse of allegory by the way. My bad.
Guy
I'm aware of what Atheism means. I didn't say all honest theologians I said any honest theologian and because I also teach argument that statement has been skillfully qualified against any fallacy. There are about 17 common argumentative fa...llacies.I also took about 18 hours of religion courses in college. None were geared toward conversion all were academic approaches to understanding a popular faith. I ascribe to it for the saame reason you don't. Choice. And as far as your assertion that I "avoid learning anything" would challenge my view point and as far as my suspension of rationality, have I not entered into a lions den and have I not debated the issue rationally?


I do appreciate your admission of the misuse of allegory. You also might wanna stop wielding the term fallacy like a light saber as well.
Aristotle's Muse
‎"I do not believe that the Bible is the complete God breathed word of God any honest theologian would tell you that."


This is a "no true Scotsman" fallacy.


There is a reason I keep using the word.


...Either way, I think I may be beginning to overstep my bounds considering this is your cousin's post and all others have become silent on the matter. And so, I'm afraid I'm going to have to end the conversation out of respect to her and any others who may be beginning to find this subject derailment offensive. I have a feeling your cousin would be better suited for this anyway.


Keep on teaching those kids. Proper use of English is an underrated skill set. No hard feelings of course, and I wish the best for you in the future.
Guy
One man's fallacy is another's strike of genius. Peace be unto you


Considering the last reply, I feel pretty satisfied. I think it nicely exemplifies the conversation.

Mar 12, 2011

The Four Horsemen (Discussions with Richard Dawkins) Watch full documentary online!

On the 30th of September 2007, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens sat down for a first-of-its-kind, unmoderated 2-hour discussion, convened by RDFRS and filmed by Josh Timonen. 

All four authors have recently received a large amount of media attention for their writings against religion - some positive, and some negative. In this conversation the group trades stories of the public's reaction to their recent books, their unexpected successes, criticisms and common misrepresentations. They discuss the tough questions about religion that face the world today, and propose new strategies for going forward. 



WATCH THE VIDEO FREE ONLINE
Hour 1


Hour 2



Thanks to the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science for synopsis and for posting the videos online.

Mar 9, 2011

Carl Sagan + Old Spice = Cosmic Win

The coolest thing I've seen all day... A mashup between Carl Sagan and the Old Spice commercials.


Thanks to the Friendly Atheist for the link!


And just for the sake of shameless self promotion, here are a few of the many Carl Sagan shirts from my store...

Carl Sagan is my Homeboy (red) shirt
What would Carl Sagan do? shirt

Mar 1, 2011

The Greatest Joke Ever Told (Except It’s True)


So here’s the joke…

A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”
The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too cute.”
The mother says, “Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us.”
The agent says, “OK. OK. I’ll take a look.”
“First, I come out, and say there’s no God. I expose every theistic claim of a higher power as logical fallacy, fraud, self-delusion, mass delusion, hallucination created by the main, or a combination of the five.
Just as I finish destroying theistic claims, I delve into creationism, showing how it is a load of shit, exposing the fallacies and logical errors committed by creationists, and demonstrating how evolution is true. I reveal the overwhelming load of evidence in favor of evidence, especially the 20-30 claims I can come up with off the top of my head that puts creationism to shame.
I discuss vestigial organs in all species, including humans; upper-limb claws in bird embryos; useless muscles in a portion of humans; limb buds in snake and slow worm embryos that are reabsorbed before hatching; leg buds in dolphin embryos; fused chromosomes in human DNA, explaining why and how we have one less than other primates; vestigial sexual behavior in asexual whiptail lizards; the extant transitional monotreme species, the platypus, which is equipped with both a reptilian eggtooth and an avian caruncle; flightless beetles with perfectly formed wings hidden beneath fused wing-covers; the appendix being far more harmful than beneficial; wisdom teeth, required for ancestors, but not for us; the plantaris muscle, useful for tree-dwelling primates, but useless for humans; signs of an extended tail in the human embryo; redundant and non-coding (“junk”) DNA; remnants of ear-wiggling muscles in humans that serve a purpose in other mammals, but are useless for us; the needlessly long laryngeal nerve that loops around the aorta (15 feet long in giraffes, 14 feet longer than necessary); non-functional yet existent olfactory genes in dolphins; goose-bumps/pimples; nipples in male mammals like humans, and even the existence of mammary tissue, as well as the ability for men (with exposure to prolactin) to produce milk; the blind spot in the retina of vertebrate eyes, which is not present in cephalopods; and the exposed “funny bone” humerus nerve.
Just to name a few.
Once I finish destroying creationism, I move on to the deistic notion that a creator kick-started the universe and sat back and just watched. I show how
God isn’t even necessary for the creation of the universe, and now that astrophysicists know more about the origins of the universe, everything can be explained naturally without the need for a deity to snap anything into into existence. I’ll go into how the laws of physics actually require that the universe come from the infinitesimally small mass of matter. I’ll even explain that it’s OK for science to not know everything, and how it’s arrogant to claim otherwise.
By now, I’m on such a roll that I hack into the argument from morality with the bloody hatchet of truth and knowledge. I show how morality comes from our evolution as a social species, as well as trial-and-error as a society, discovering what works for us and what doesn’t, and that slavery was OK until 150 years ago and was defended using Biblical passages, and social evolution basically saw us realize that slavery was morally wrong. Nobody in the U.S. believes that slavery is morally right, and we don’t have religion or theism to thank for it.
Once I’m done ripping the argument from morality to shreds, I address the issue of spirituality and the claims of an afterlife, showing how there has never been any solid evidence given in favor of an afterlife, and how this is the only life we have, so we shouldn’t squander it with religious nonsense and unfalsifiable, useless claims.
While I’m at it, I take homeopathy, self-proclaimed psychics, and other woo nonsense, tie them up on a raft, and toss them over the edge of a cliff, where they bounce along the rocks, spewing blood everywhere, until they splash into a ravine, eventually falling over the edge of a waterfall, onto some sharp rocks below. To top it off, my dog comes along and pisses on their mangled remains.
I then take my wife and kids, live a healthy life with them, and teach our kids morality without religion, a worldview without theism, and how important everyday of our lives truly are. And God isn’t a part of it, at all.”
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”
And the father says, “The Atheistocrats!


I came across this on yetanotheratheist.net
If you've never heard an "aristocrats" joke, you've been missing out.  I recommend the South Park version.  WARNING, it's not for the timid.  In fact, I don't want to meet the person who doesn't find it offensive.  Definitely NSFW.